cute summer clothes, missing creativity, and a hematoma

i super shopped this weekend.
TOMs with renee.
my FAVOURITE.
new scrappy crap - yay!
can we say like 30 sheets of 7G....
sluuuuuurp.

then the clothes...
capris (2 jeans, one sweats...but nice sweats)
hoodie that goes with the sweats ones.
shades.
ALL for the whopping sum of $77.
uhm hell yes.

i have to share a story with you.
i want to record it forever and figure out a way to scrap it.
the funniest shit.
i just don't know if it will be funny to others or if you had to be there.
that's probably the BEST way to start out telling a story right...? doh.
ANYway.
renee told me about a dream she had.
"nightmare actually" she said.
"i dreamed that your creativity was in your appendix!!!!"
she sounded SO distraught.
musta been one of those dreams that felt so real.
she told me how everything i was making sucked so bad.
then.
we had to go look for it.
my appendix.
we went to the hospital.
trying to find it.
to get my creativity back.
poor renee.
i would say poor me...
but i don't think it was accurate.
i mean...i've made a couple pages since then.
while they might not be my favourite ever...
i don't think they would classify for the "that sucks so bad" category.
hope not...hee!

then there's the hematoma.
also known as.
h-e-m-o-t-a
if you're gabby.
she tried to correct herself.
but i wouldn't listen.
it's a bruise inside me in my tummy.
due to operation.
sucks, but what are you gonna do?
i'll tell you what.
you're gonna call it a HEMOTA
and pretend it's an awesome japanese restaurant that you want to visit.